Perhaps, reader, like me you have found yourself, disillusioned with the current array of festive film; the annual monotony of near-identical Christmas movies are grating to say the least. If that is the case, allow me to present 5 Christmas films which break the mould and offer a fresh alternative to the yuletide filmic landscape.
1. Die Hard
With its status as a Christmas film the subject of much debate, it nevertheless seems clear to me that Die Hard should be considered a Christmas film. Not only does it take place entirely during the Christmas period, the plot revolves around a fateful Christmas party, and, even the writer himself, Steven E de Souza, confirmed the film to be a Christmas movie. A taut, claustrophobic thriller, Die Hard is the perfect subversion to the usual trite Christmas clichés.
2. L.A. Confidential
While L.A. Confidential’s plot bears little relation to Christmas in itself (being instead a 90s take on film noir detective thrillers), like Die Hard this is compensated for by the festive setting and copious amount of Christmas lights. Also, like Die Hard, a Christmas party is central to the plot, making this the second addition to the alternative Christmas film list.
3. Gremlins
A critique of consumerism, expressed through unforeseen consequences which ensue when a father presents his son with a seemingly innocent Mogwai as a Christmas gift, Gremlins’ message is far from the norm of Christmas cheer. That being said, amid the carnage and destruction lies a heartfelt tale, surrounded by Christmas imagery. Furthermore, the story occurs at, and revolves around, the Christmas period, cementing Gremlins as a cautionary, yet Christmasy, film.
4. First Blood
Before being reduced to a one-dimensional, one-man killing machine by countless sequels, Sylvester Stallone’s Rambo was introduced to cinema in First Blood, the revenge story of a Vietnam War vet pitted against a small-town sheriff. As well as a commentary on the brutality of war and the post-war alienation faced by soldiers returning from Vietnam, First Blood can also be seen to have a Christmasy setting, as the fictional town of Hope, Washington, upon which Rambo wreaks havoc, is decorated for Christmas, affording the film a deserved place on this list. Perhaps it may be a stretch to designate First Blood a Christmas movie, nonetheless it provides excellent Christmas viewing and is a world away from the tedium of festive film.
5. Edward Scissorhands
While the most famous of Tim Burton’s Christmas films is surely The Nightmare Before Christmas, his earlier hit, Edward Scissorhands, should also rank on the same pedestal of Christmas movies, with the final third of the film commencing over the Christmas period. In addition, the story is imbued with themes of Christmas, as well as a wintry setting and plenty of ice-sculpture carving.
So, reader, I shall let you form your own conclusion as to the legitimacy of my Christmas filmic claims, but rest assured that these films would all be enhanced by Christmas viewing, providing a much needed break from the usual hackneyed festive cinema.